The bird has come and gone

 I haven't blogged in a while because my parents came with my niece. I don't know why but when they come all my worries go away. So they got here Saturday night. I picked them up from the airport and we headed back to our rental. Hubs was cooking steaks for all of us. Of course my mom came with tons of Fanny May chocolate and Garrett's popcorn. Thank you Mama for still making me feel like a kid. While we were eating I was telling my parents about some crazy dreams I was having. I always dream about my grandparents house. My niece who I like to call the golden jerk rudely interrupts me with her own dream story. Now she is way cuter than me and has this crazy cartoon like voice. Totally stealing the show. So all eyes and ears are on her. I swear she was making up her dream story to out do mine. So she is telling us how a witch captured her and put her in a pot. To cook her up. Then the witch ate her and burped her up. So she got away. So my dream story was not so great next to hers. I still swear she never dreamed that. She just has an overactive imagination like mine. I think she should write children's books.

 We did a photo shoot while she was here. I always and I mean always wanted a girl. I was supposed to have a girl according to me. It never happened though. I gave up after two and mistake that turned out perfect. She came and gave us many laughs with her personality that she happens to get from me. At one point she hit the not so charming prince. Then she hide in his closet with her hands over her face. She said she didn't know why she hit hit him and then said she got caught up in the moment. When she said her super girl powers were taken away because of what she did I really did laugh out loud. I never thought I could love anyone as much as my kids until she came. Even if she flat out stole my grumps  away from me. I wish we lived closer.

When the kids were at school we went downtown. She had to poo poo. I took her and got her all settled so I thought. That was until she told everyone that was listening that I left toilet paper in her rear. She picked it out on the streets of Austin. A true girl after my own heart. This girls personality is large and in charge. I look forward to watching her grow up. The fact that she is perfect kind of chaps my ass. Stinks that the trip went so fast!