Saturday, December 1, 2012
We bought a lot!
So today I met one of my old besties for lunch and some outlet shopping. We met when I worked as a sales person for Havertys. I was about 26 at the time. I had just had the not so charming prince. She used to babysit for him. Long story short we became fast friends did things I can not blog about. I set her up with her husband and they now have two kids. There is a big long crazy history between us. So anyway we ate lunch at a place she picked...you'll understand this later in the story. We ate our lunch and then shopped. I was supposed to be Xmas shopping. Which I did a little bit of. Then we ended up in Black house White Market...I Xmas shopped for myself in there....so did she...just saying! We then headed to the loft which had nothing this time. I told her I wanted to head over to Kirklands since they took all these out of Austin. I was in line with at least 70 dollars worth of stuff when I got a cramp. The line was long so I put my stuff down and looked for a bathroom. I saw a restaurant and ran to it. It was vacant. I saw another restaurant and ran to it...It was not open. I ran and I mean ran back to my car. My friend was in the parking lot. She was like "Are you leaving me?". I said I need a bathroom fast. She said there is a bathroom over there. She pointed to a car ride away. I said I would meet her there.
I believe I had food poisoning from Logan's. I had to call her to say I was going home cause I didn't make it. Hub's did save 70 plus dollars I had to leave at the Kirklands counter. All she did was laugh at me. I was not laughing at this point. So I drove home. I happened to be an hour away from home. Long drive just saying. I text my sis because I knew she would get a laugh. I called one of my raunchy friends because I knew I could laugh with her all the way home. Sweat covered my face, I feared getting into an accident or being pulled over. Did I say it was the longest drive of my life???? This is the first and only time I hope something like this happens to me! I call Hub's to find out where he is. He is at our old neighbors house. I tell him to take his time coming home. I'm cutting it close to when the middle and HS kid gets home. I call both of them to see where they are. I'm about ten minutes ahead of everyone. My friend calls me to tell me she too feels sick...no shit! I get home and run to the shower. While I'm in there Hub's and the kids come home. They are all yelling what's that smell. I say don't ask...really!!!!!! They figure out what happened. Hub's is not concerned that I'm sick with food poisoning. He is worried about the car. It does smell bad but geez! My kids can not stop laughing. But geez, I was sick, really sick..now feeling like fool.
I get all cleaned up and we head to Aidan's baseball party. Still not feeling right I go with the flow. We have a great time. Aidan takes a friend home for a while. When it's time for him to leave we take Dads car. Cole is like are you too ashamed to take yours???? No buddy, not ashamed because I was sick just waiting for the smell to go away. Now don't be laughing too hard at this story. This happened to a friend of mine about a year back. When she told me I belly laughed for weeks/months/ a year at her. Karma is a bitch! My grammar sucks for sure I'm too sick too proof read. All I have to say to at this point is life can be shitty!