This morning I was comfortably sitting watching shit TV. I heard a noise coming from the garage. It was Pig Pen. Now Pig Pen has a very soft spoken voice unlike Cole. So I heard a faint "Help me". Then I heard.."DAD". Then there was.."Mom, I'm in trouble". Hubs was walking by. I tell him I think Pig Pen needs his help. Hubs goes around the corner and I hear him bust out into laughter. Then he comes back to get his phone. I hear laughing again. I get up to see what is so funny. Pig Pin is hanging upside down from the boat. Hubs is taking pictures of him on his phone. I'm shocked for a minute wondering how that even happened. Wishing I had those secret cameras. I would have loved to see his face when that went down. So I ask him how he managed to get himself in that predicament. He says he was climbing on the fridge to try and hang his basketball hoop. He lost his balance and ended up hanging from a boat hook upside down. If he was a smart Pig Pen he would have wiggled out of his shorts to let himself free. But instead he hung there calling us in his soft spoken voice.
I don't even know why Pig Pen thought this was a good idea. He ruined some eyeshadow of mine too. Never a dull moment here in LaLa land. Thank God they have school tomorrow.
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