Happy bday sucks when you get old

So one of my Emails from Deb Downer had one of those strange facts.

It said Warner communications paid 28 million for the copyright to the song happy birthday....Wishing I wrote that song about now. I could truly build my pinterest inspired home right now. Did I ever tell you pinterest has become a thorn in my side...who new all that great shit was out there. The kitchens are to die for. It reminds me of my kids on line shopping at Xmas which also is a torn in my side. They would have no idea that shit was out there because I would only take them to Walmart to shop and people watch back in the day!

So I decided to re-write the famous bday song...maybe someone will pay me millions for it.

Happy Birthday to you...
It is so much fun growing up..
Happy Birthday to you....
lots of the greatest gifts come up...

Happy Birthday to you...
you get a bit older...
Happy Birthday to you..
You are now an adult..you should have listened to the older ..

Happy Birthday to you....
You now have got married..
Happy Birthday to you....
they don't tell you this gets a bit scary...

Happy Birthday to you..
You have gone ahead and reproduced...
Happy Birthday to you...
They never told you that you would be totally pooped...

Happy Birthday to you..
You have now become that gerbil in wheel..
Happy Birthday to you...
If they told you this that might have been no deal......

Happy Birthday to you..
you live in zoo..
You had no idea..
that would eventually
ring true..

Happy Birthday to you..
These are coming too fast...
Happy birthday to you...
Where did the days go where these were a blast???

Happy birthday to you...
I wish I could go back....
Happy Birthday to you...
If that were the case I would not have not slacked..

Happy Birthday to you...
You are are old and wish you were brand new...
happy Birthday to you
I hope that you lived your life and knew....

Too much time on my hands I guess....

So tonight there was a note left on my night stand that said MOM. I opened it up and about cried. It was from Aidan...aka..pig pen. It read...

Dear Mom
mom you are nicest person in the woorl
you are sometimes mad and a lot of the time you are the cool, nice and awosome. I know you love me but I love you more.......frem Aidan

I didn't change the bad spelling since he got it from me. When you get something like this it makes everything worth it! Love my kids and all that comes with them...the good, bad, and even the evil.

I have found out this blog kind of has put a target on my head here in this small town. Not everyone is a fan. Why they are reading it if they hate it so much is beyond me. You don't have to read it. I'm not forcing people to read it. It has awful grammar and run on sentences for Gods sake. All I have to say if this blog is the best thing you people have to talk about on a Friday night that is sad. I would love it if you haters would stay off of it. I write this for my kids and me of course. I thought that it was a very honest blog about how hard parenting and marriage can be. I thought it would be a blog where us parents could help each other and give each other ideas of how to do better. What I didn't see is people talking about me and my kids in such a negative way. We are all in the same boat here. Not one of us has raised a perfect child who never does wrong. Well maybe there are a few...totally jealous by the way. I'm not a perfect mom and I have never claimed to be one. What I do know is I love my kids more than I have ever loved anything in my life. I'm trying my hardest to be a good mom but I'm so far from perfect. I just want you people who read this and talk behind my back about it, to know I know who you are and I really wish you would just leave me alone. My kids are not perfect but they all have really good hearts and that to me is the best thing I can ask for. Shit, has a way of coming out! Maybe you should take a long hard look at yourselves and stop judging me!