Scary Kerry's Christmas jingles....Couldn't leave the Daddy's out. This jingle was inspired by the song....Away in a Manger. I call it "away in a bar". By no means does this post mean any disrespect to the song about Jesus! So for your reading pleasure please sing this post to the melody of Away in a manger. Enjoy! Away in a bar, with a cigar.......
The overworked Dad, played his guitar.....
The drunks at the bar looked down as he played......
They all had the same sad story and sucked down Chardonnay.....
The wife is a calling, the children are still awake.....
So overworked Dad, says....can you give a guy a break.........
Be home a minute if you want to stay.....
If you fuck me over you better pray.......
The overworked Dad he got in his car......
And thought to himself.....Shoulda stayed at the bar.......
1 comment:
This is funny! Glad Lindsey shared it! Great profile write-up!
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