Sunday, December 18, 2011

Oh Christmas break

This is another fine Christmas song from the vault of Scary Kerry insanity songs! If I could sing I would record these. To make the most of this song you will have to sing the tune.."Oh Christmas tree" while reading it.
I call this one....Oh Christmas break

Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break.......
You came so fast is this a mistake....
Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break......
I feel fear like when summers here.....
I have a feeling I'll be kicking some rear....

Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break....
I feel myself unraveling.....
Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break....
Did I really give these people birth.....
It would explain this middle girth....

Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break.....
I don't know how much more I can take....
Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break....
The farts and burps smell nice and ripe...
Haven't gotten through a day without a fight....

Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break....
Oh how karma messed with me....
These people I live with don't flush their pee....
Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break....
They are just so rowdy.......

Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas Break.....
you fill my head with lots of ache.....
Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break.....
Tired of hearing it's no fair.....
It's causing me to blurt a few swears......

Oh Christmas break, Oh Christmas break....
Two weeks to go......
I may just blow.............

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