Same old, same old

Looking at this picture all I have to say is who raised this kid????? Oh yes, that would be me. I also wonder why the hell would someone put stickers over their eyes and mouth??? The only thing I see in this picture is see no evil, speak no evil, and I might just like that.

Tuesday morning I head to the elementary school for the turkey dinner. I don't eat the yucky I mean yummy turkey dinner but Cole does.

Now here is Cole with his two favorite girls. If I could pre arrange a marriage for him these would be my top two picks. Number one I love the parents of these two so that would work out great for me. Two since I am "picture girl" I would have a fantastic picture video of either one of these girls for the wedding. Last but not least I know with these one's the parents could pay for the wedding! There is Sky from Frisco though....ummm well this might be a wee bit tough. I should really not express my opinion at all, if he is like me he will do the opposite.

Wednesday I head up to the school to have turkey dinner with Aidan. Now this kid refuses to ever eat a school made lunch. I can't say I blame him but it would be nice once in a while not to make his lunch. I make him his all time favorite Mac and cheese and bring it up to the school. I should get some "Mommy" points for this one. Now I hope when he is old enough to read this blog he will buy me something really great!

Wednesday night we head to Cole's basketball practice. Now Aidan helped a little with Cole's team last year. This year when he was old enough to play he opted out. The reason he opted out was because he felt like Doug needed his help as the "assistant coach". Doug ate this up when I told him the story. He got Aidan an assistant coach hat, Tshirt, whistle, and clip board. He even got to go to the draft to help pick players. He is really excited since as of now at his seven year old age he wants to be a college coach when he grows up. I'm just happy that I saved 160.00 dollars by him not playing! I see boots in my future.

Aidan is taking his coaching job very seriously. It was really cute to watch.

AIDAN CAVENDER, future UT head coach......Hell yeah....A Mom can dream right?????? AIDAN CAVENDER YOU OWE ME LOTS OF MONEY!

So I put the kids to bed, do their normal back rubs when we talk about their day. I settle in, down stairs to watch my mindless TV! I hear just a wee bit of ruckus coming from upstairs. Now there is nothing that pisses me off more than this. I would not have dared caused ruckus after I went too bed as a child. I feared for my life. This is where I feel I have failed miserably with my kids. I go upstairs too see what the ruckus is. This was what I came up to find!!!!!! THESE KIDS OWE ME A HOUSE WHEN THEY CAN PAY FOR ONE...Just sayin! I yell at Cole and get him to go back to bed! Damn it Child I have TV to watch....I don't need this crap.

As I'm getting Cole back in bed, I come around too this! Monkey see, Monkey do. These people I live with are pushing my buttons.....fer sure.

After I get Dumb and Dumber back to bed I go outside to shot gun a beer. While out there my neighbors dog is barking. It kind of sounds like he is saying...RED RUM, RED RUM. Shit like that freaks my over active mind out.

While at the Thanksgiving lunches this week, I was sitting with my friend Robin both days. She said something that I totally agree with and now I can't stop thinking about it. She was talking about how her life seems to just be constantly doing a do over. She is right. You go from football season, to basketball season, to soccer season, year after year. The only difference is we get OLDER every year. Not too mention you clean up the house, do the laundry, wipe down the kitchen 500 times just too get a do over the next day.


My thoughts in the last few days.....

1....Fluorescent lights in the bathroom could be grounds for divorce.

2....I keep thinking I need to run, I even dream about it as if it is a calling. For some reason mindless TV seems to get in my way.

3....My closets are out of control, I really wish someone would get them under control. EASY BUTTON please!

4....Just look at my last picture and give me a get out of jail free card.....these people are making me crazy.

Why do Mondays suck????

What is it about Mondays???? They really just suck. I always make promises to myself that I never seem to keep on Mondays! I'm going to workout more, start eating healthy, taking better care of myself, stop procrastinating, and so on and so on. Why is it so easy to sit on the sofa eating cheeseburgers and drinking soda rather than working out and eating seeds, nuts, fruits, and veggies????

Our weekend was spent running around to games on Saturday. Well I should say mine. Hubby was at the longhorn game. While talking to my Mom...aka...Debbie Downer I tell her Michael is at the longhorn game. Her response is......Does anyone ever talk about that guy who shot people from the tower???? WHAT????? I ask her what year was that???? She says...I don't know, before you were born. So when I think of a Texas Longhorn I think of a sea of Orange, drinking beers, and having blast! I guess when Debbie thinks of longhorns she sees the shooter. That was over 40 years ago, get over it Debbie. I mean that in the most thoughtful way of course!

Crazy thing I was working on this blog entry last night. I got tired and decided 2 finish it today. When I woke up it was all over the news that there was a shooter at the UT campus this morning. The campus is in lock down. Sounds like everyone is safe except the shooter took his own life in the library. I'm slightly creeped out right now. That was a weird feeling when I woke up and heard that. Thinking about all the people at UT today.

Sunday we went to one of our favorite neighbors kids longhorn party. A lot of the people there were UT grads. It was a sea of orange. Lots of fun. I took the pictures for the party and I have 2 say they turned out great. My friend Hillary needs 2 go into the party planning business, this party was unbelievable. Later that night Blake was standing at the refrigerator while I was in front of the TV. He yells over...Hey Mom do we have hot dogs??? I yell back...Are you serious kid??? He yells back...well do we? I yell back....Are you standing in front of the fridge with the door open???? He yells...yeah! I yell....well then look in it and see if YOU see any hot dogs, you hot dog! I get another yell from the bathroom....Hey Mom can you come here. This is never a good sign when they want you 2 come 2 the bathroom. This usually means they are sick or have some strange color poop. I walk over and there sits Aidan on the pot. He looks at me with this giant smile on his face. This is good no one is sick or scared of the color of the poop. I ask what do you need??? He tells me you are not going to believe what came out of my butt. I'm thinking unless you just shit a billion dollar bill out your ass I really have no interest. I bite since he looks so pleased with himself. He gets up and makes me look at a giant turd. I'm taken back for many reasons. I first can't believe this came out of someone his size! I second can't believe my life has come 2 looking at giant turds in the toilet. My twisted sister would love this SHIT....me not so much! I'm a girly girl, I don't like 2 look at turds! He then in his ever so proud manner tells me that this is a turd that Daddy would poop! fantastic, good for you...now can I please go back to watching Desperate Housewives????

Monday morning I get up get the kids ready and have the Hubs take them 2 school since he is leaving for Atlanta. I of course go back 2 bed because it is what I do best. After I wake up I go 2 Walmart. While shopping in there I see a lady in the wine aisle. She has a cart full of cat food and at least ten bottles of wine. When I feel down about my life I just have 2 run into 2 people like this. I want one day with this lady. Even though wine makes me sicker than a dog. I want 2 see how she lives. I'm am always intrigued by others.

I'm looking for a sports timer for Blake. This is for his new referee job. I stop a guy in the sports section and ask for help. He checks out my cart and tells me people like me are his bread and butter and thanks me for shopping at Walmart. All I want is a sports timer! The only people working at Walmart making the bread and butter are the Walmart people! He gets me right 2 the sports timers. I take it and go on my way. He follows me down the aisle still thanking me....I'm starting 2 get uncomfortable......What the Hell, these crazy people don't work at Target! I'm thinking...leave me a lone they are not paying that much anyway.....no need 2 kiss my butt.

I get home pick up the kids. My car that I LOVE so much dies in the parking lot. My friends Hubby has 2 come 2 jump start it. I have 2 have Cole at FB practice at 5:30. I drop him off and go 2 pick up Blake and his friends at FB practice from the middle school. While driving home we come across this car that is painted yellow and black, it has Jesus stuff all over the hood, the top, and the trunk. When I say Jesus stuff I mean giant statues of Joseph, Mary, and Jesus in every size you can imagine. The boys want me to follow this car so they can get a picture on their phones. I find myself at 40 chasing this Jesus car down some country winding road. The boys are laughing like crazy. I am the cool Mom and I'm OK with that! I start 2 stress a little since we are starting 2 go way out of our way. I think the car realizes we are chasing it and pulls over. The boys get their pics. I can't figure out how 2 get the pic from my phone 2 the computer otherwise I would have it here. It was fun chasing that car.

We get home and Hubby is out of town. I get the kids showered and in bed. I really don't know why but I am sitting here with every light on in the house. the TV on, the computer on, and no one telling me 2 turn anything off! This is heaven 2 me!

Anyway there is way 2 much on my DVR 2 be messing with this! The house is mine, the TV, lights, and computer! I will be sitting in a not picked up house watching TV. I will go 2 bed naked doing bed angels with no one trying 2 get some....Life is good with these people I live with!