Friday night I crashed your party!

I ran lunch up to Aidan for his birthday Friday. The kids are off school on Monday which is his real birthday. This is a little tradition I started on their Birthdays, let me tell you they hold you to these little traditions. They don't remember that I said clean your room, stop fighting with your brother, but they remember these traditions. Think long and hard about the traditions you start because you are stuck with them forever. Oh the things I do for these people. He got to sit on stage in the cafeteria, not because it was his Birthday but because he earned good tickets. He was disappointed that his best friend was sick that day since you get to pick a friend to sit with. He picked another boy. The boy excused himself early to go to the nurse. All I can think is great he has infected us. I ask him if he is feeling ill. He says....No I'm a diabetic. I feel so bad that this sweet little boy has to deal with something like this.

Friday night I had a little girl get together at my house. When I have these parties we always end up with some male crashers! I guess that's a good thing. It means we are hard to stay away from. My friends want to meet my new boyfriend. I say......... Oh shit, be careful! My boyfriend sucks the life out of animals. You might not want to put your dog that close to him. I was rudely interrupted from my party when my 13 years old and his friends got caught ding dong ditching in the hood. Now we have all been thirteen before and have dabbled in this dumb stuff. The difference is we weren't so dumb...because we didn't get caught. This is a new not so not improved generation of kids. Now they ding dong ditch in their group and they all stand in the persons yard with their hoodies over them. The last one to run is the star of the show. Of course their going to get caught with rules like that. All I can think is one we live in Texas where people have the right to shoot if your on their property.....And two, damn it our house has dropped in value to the tune of 100k....I can't afford to move! The last thing I'm thinking at this point is I have a LONG road ahead of me.

Hub's says....."It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like....gravity moves. When you see her, suddenly it's not the earth holding you anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her. And you do anything for her, be anything for her....You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." I say....."Oh Boys quit making me blush." Then I think about what he just said. I say......."As long as your willing to do anything for me....please go get me an expensive pair of boots. As long as your willing to be anything for me....be a sweetheart and grab me a beer. I really don't need a protector, I think I've done alright my 41 years. A lover.....is that thing of yours ever going to slow down???? A friend that sounds nice for a while. You really creeped me out with the brother thing...now that's just gross~! Oh yeah and as long as you said you would become anything for me can you please become the house manager and find all the shit for these people, that they can never seem to find.

So Saturday Dad..aka..Grump, Mom..aka..Debbie, and Ella..aka..the golden jerk fly in for a visit. They come in kind of late so all we have time for is dinner before the golden one has to go to bed. Debbie is in my room reading the golden jerk a story when I come in and find Edward. I look at him and say...how did you get in here??? He says...the window. I say... Do you do that a lot???? He says...Just the past couple couple of months. Debbie is so taken back by the golden jerks charm that she doesn't even realize there is a hot ass vampire standing bed side. That's alright he only has eyes for me!

Even though the golden jerk has stole the Grumps attention away from me. I'm so excited that she is here for a few days. I'm very thankful to my twisted sister and Buzz that they let her come. I can't wait to hang out with her.

After checking on them I go back out and the Grump says....Did you know Lady GaGa is in your laundry room???? I look at him funny and go check it out. Ohhhh, the Grump is trying to be funny. Maybe he is not as Grumpy as I make him out to be.

So I got a Stylish Blogger Award from http://grandmasamazingjourney.blogspot.com/ other wise known as "Predictable me " my blogger friend. I'm so excited. The sad thing is you have to do some things to except this award. Now I'm not computer savvy at all, twisted one got me on this blogging thing. She showed me how to upload pics and write on this. I know, I know, I need to come to this century but I'm a little slow. If there was just a hard drive I could pop in my head and it would input all the info I want. Easy button, right! First thing is I have to Thank "predictable me"...so I truly thank you! Then your supposed to share seven things about yourself, so here goes....

1...I'm am the only girl in a male driven house, even the dog is male.

2...My dream in life is to be a rock star...but since I can't sing that is out.

3...My only real wish in life is that these people I live with end up happy, healthy, and wealthy.

4...I have a voice in my head that constantly tells me what I'm doing wrong...plus it tells me what to do...Crazy?????....Maybe!

5...I often listen to the "Ask the Universe" CD...and ask it if I could only wake up brain washed into the person I want be.

6...I love photography and I love writing. I need to get better at both.

7...I think it's strange that "predicable Me" happened upon my blog. We are both Mothers who love our families. strange thing is we both suffer from the same crappy disease. I don't talk much about mine....because "ignorance is bliss". Truth be told the damn thing does get me from time to time. Not to mention it haunts my thoughts!

Next thing on this list to mention 15 bloggers you like! I only read three other blogs...One being my twisted sisters... http://fromdogstobaby.blogspot.com/ Two being "Predictable Me" three being http://dooce.com/feed_main/feed Sometimes I click on my twisted sisters friends blogs...but they really only make me feel old! Truth be told I'm more of a TV junkie than a bloggy junkie. I almost wish that cardboard Edward would bite my ass so I could stay up all night watching TV. So "predicable me" thank you again for my award, I have to call twisty to walk me through this thing, but I was really happy you nominated me! Sometimes you kind of feel like that person with a lot to say but no is listening. I award the Stylish blogger award to "predictable Me" back! I also award Twisty and Dooce.

Anyhow, since I'm behind on this blog. Today was Cole's B-day. Damn it, don't they know it's FebruKerry??? Why the hell I had not one but two kids in my month is beyond me. So I took Grump, Debbie, and the golden jerk to the airport. Cried all the way home. Not before we brought Sonic and a home made cookie cake up to Cole at school. On my way home I stop at Target to get a small gift for Aidan and Cole. I give it to them and they are like....is this it??? Really????? You have a bunch of relatives that send you cash, you have Hub's and me who make your B-days special, you want ridiculously b-day parties. You ask is this it????? All I can think is where did I go wrong???? What do they want??? A three ring circus??? I feel deflated. Who raised these ingrates???? Oh yeah, Me. I went wrong somewhere I need to figure this out.

Hub's and I had come across a video on the flip that put dumb and dumber in a situation. We are in our bedroom talking to dumb and dumber. All I can think is these two are really on the short bus taping themselves in this situation. So we are parenting at our best . All the sudden Cole..aka..Dumb..not to mention drama....starts to cry. Hub's says....Go to your room if your going to cry! He looks over at me and starts this very dramatic as if he was two tantrum and says.....I just want to get out of this room! Me. I'm thinking I just want to get out out of the room as well..."Ignorance is bliss" as they say! I tell them I'm going to beef up the security cameras in this house. Their little mouths drop open when I say I'm installing them outside as well. Cole has gotten in the habit of saying "WOW" in a most dramatic way when he doesn't agree with what were saying. I liked to slap that "WOW" right off his face. I can't in fear that he is my child that would call CPS on me and beef up the story. So I'm going through E-mails. Cole is across from me doing homework. He looks up and tells me that I don't understand kids at all. I look at him and say....Oh I understand kids, I get it more than you think, which is why I need to hold you accountable for your actions. If all the "WOW's" in my face weren't enough he has the nerve to tell me I shouldn't have had kids. I feel Dumb founded with this one. If this is a payback for my raising I'm sorry Grumps and Deb. Now universe please change this kids attitude. Once again sorry for mis spellings, bad grammar, and run on sentences. After writing these I don't feel like checking them. I need a ghost writer. Debbie would be great! More to come soon from the Golden Jerks visit!