Like I said in an earlier post, science projects are for overachievers. I guess once your done you may think that wasn't so bad. If I wasn't a huge procrastinator it wouldn't have been half as bad. Here is Cole he looks so proud of the project his Mom did for him!
Here is Aidan showing off his tornado science project or shall I say my science project! I'm not bitter at all. The day of the science fair we have two soccer practices before hand. We get home try and eat a quick dinner before heading back out. Blake picks up this piece of clay that Aidan's been messing with and says "this looks like a vagina". I'm totally taken back by this and I say "Did I hear you right"?????? He has this little silly grin on his face because he knows he has crossed the line. I look at him and say "you don't even know what a vagina looks like". He tells me yes I do! Taken back once again I say "how the hell would you know"???? In my overactive mind I'm picturing him looking on a porn sight and then I think OMG, maybe someone showed him a trashy magazine. Not quite as bad as what I was picturing he tells me "I take health duh". Now I'm thinking who the hell is this kid that just told me DUH....my sweet little Blake would never talk that way to me. Have we already reached the years of him thinking he knows it all???I'm telling him first of all you don't say duh to me, and second your vagina comment is not funny you sound like an idiot. So here comes Cole from around the corner. This is the same kid that says "WHAT" a hundred times a day because he is NOT listening. Cole says "What the heck is a Jina"? At this point I'm laughing at the word Jina it just sounds so funny. I tell him Jina is a girls name. I know damn well if I tell him "Vagina" his whole class will hear that word from him tomorrow! So anyway I took the easy way out and lied.
While at the science fair I am once again "star struck". Lets just call him KC since I don't think I could put his name on my blog! Back story is there is a movie star who's kid goes to my kids school. He is standing there looking at the kids science projects displayed in the hallway. I rush over like a silly high school girl with a crush and stand at the project next to one he's standing by. Don't ask me why, he has the most beautiful wife ever...not to mention I'm married with three kids! But I just simply can't help myself. Well right away someone I know comes up and starts talking to me and blocks my view of him. This has totally interrupted my gawking at him. The next thing I know he is gone. I find myself searching the hall for him so I can have one last look. I don't find him but I do find my main man. He walks up and I start to tell him about my KC sighting. He becomes most annoyed with me as usual and tells me I'm acting ridiculous about this. I bet if it was Eve Longoria in the hall he would not think it was so ridiculous. We get in the car to head home and I'm telling the kids we have to hurry up and get ready for bed. Aidan says "I need a shower first, I kinda smell like a wet dog". I think this is funny because that is my line I always tell the kids that they smell like wet dogs. Bedtime is a disaster as it is every night. They all screw around and drag ass when it's time for bed. I always find myself yelling. I finally get everyone settled and Hubby comes up and says "am I going to get any"? REALLY?????????? Damn a girls work is never done!
Cole putting his science project together.
Aidan working on his science project. Next year I think us underachiever parents should all trade science projects and change the names!
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