WARNING.....TURN BACK IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR OR ARE JUDGMENTAL AT ALL! THIS POST IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND IT IS A JOKE!So since it's Christmas time I have been going through X-mas songs and poems. I'm trying to put the scary Kerry....aka...evil genius stamp on them. This will not be my X-mas card poem but I had lots of fun writing it! It is mastered after the song "walking in a Christmas wonder land.
I call it "walking in a housewife fantasy land"
My head rings......
Are you listening......
In the light.....
My eyes are glistening......
A scary sight.....
I'm half drunk tonight......
Walking in housewife fantasy land....
Gone away is my sanity....
Here to stay is my fantasy.....
He looks like a Vamp....
I act like a tramp.....
Walking in a housewife fantasy land....
In the meadow I scream please bite me.....
Then pretend that I am Bella Swan....
He'll say.....Are you married....
I'll say....Hell yeah.....
But you can do the dirty job.....
When your in town.....
Later on.....
I'll perspire....
As I dream I'm on fire......
To face the unafraid......
In the bed that I've made.....
Walking in a housewife fantasy land....
In the meadow I scream please help me......
The Werewolf will show to save my life!.......
I'll pretend my life is not that scary....
And kid myself that I am not a wife......
When he shows.....
ain't it thrilling.....
That Vamp gives me a chilling......
We'll frolic and play......
in the not so nice way.....
Walking in a housewife fantasy land!!!!!!!
So like I said not for the judgemental people out there! I know you read it anyway put your gavel's away, I warned you! More Scary Kerry Christmas poems and songs to come. If I could sing worth a shit I would totally record myself singing this crazy crap!
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