Sam I am

Went to the second grade musical. It was surprisingly entertaining. My Boa hair do for Aidan turned out nicely I must say.

Anyone who knows me or reads this blog knows I have been struggling with having to work out after turning 40. I do really good for a few weeks and then I fall right off the workout wagon. It sucks because I never had to workout before. I could eat what I wanted and drink what I wanted. I always maintained my weight pretty well. The biggest thing that bothers me is the new found belly fat. After being home from the musical I was doing sit ups. I couldn't get the Seussical musical out of my brain. Having an overactive brain I started to sing this little "Sam I am" poem in my head. I changed the words of course. It went something like this......

I am Kerry
I am Kerry
Kerry I am, -I am
I do not like this Kerry I am, I do not like
muffin top belly, I do not like it Kerry I am.
I do not like
muffin top belly

Would you like it
here or there?
Hell NO, I don't like it anywhere

I would not like it
Here or there
I do not want it anywhere
I do not like this muffin top belly.

I do not like it
Kerry I am

Would you like it on your back?
Hell No, and that's a fact!

I do not like it on my back
I do not like it here or there
I do not want it anywhere
I do not like muffin top belly
I do not like it Kerry I am

Would you lipo suck the shit out???
Or would you rather work it out??

Not lipo it out
Not work it out
Not on my back
that is a fact
I do not like it here or there
I do not want it anywhere
I do not like this muffin top belly
I do not like it Kerry I am

Would it, could it
Just disappear
Hey damn Universe
Don't you hear????

It will not
It is not
going to disappear

I do not like it on my belly
It slightly reminds me of jelly

I do not want it on my ass
why did my good days have to pass?

I do not like it on my back
It reminds me of an "A" size sack.

I do not like it here or there
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like this muffin top belly
I do not like it Kerry I am.

On that note.....Kerry is checking into her padded cell right now!