Father's day! I got Hubby a round of golf for Father's Day. I just might say it was a brilliant idea, not mine but brilliant. Hubby left the house before we even got up. There was no cooking breakfast for him. We all slept in and got to get up and have control of the TV. Now everyone is happy. So we wake up at about ten and turn on Bravo. I get to watch a few episodes of the real housewives. What a train wreck they are, they make me feel so much better about myself. I just don't get how these fame whores landed millionaire hubbies. Cole walks in the room and asks me why all their teeth are so white. I just laugh because they all do have super white super fake teeth. Then he asks me why the one who is not married is pregnant. We just had to give him the birds and the bees talk recently since he thought everyone had a wiener. Anyway he seems to be obsessed with it now. Like every child at his age he thinks the only time someone would ever have sex is to have a baby and they have to be married of course. I tell him since she is almost 40 she could have sex without being married. He then asks me if I could have sex with Hubby one more time so he can have a sister. I tell him I'm to old and I can't afford the therapy another child would create for me. He moves on to my sister Kelly and asks me if her and Buzz had sex a year ago since their daughter is one. I tell him yes a little more than a year ago. I'm starting to regret the birds and the bees talk with him at this point. He then asks me what day Kelly had sex! I tell him he is starting to push my buttons and he is no longer funny. After that he asks if my sister would give us Ella her daughter since Buzz and her are young and could make some more. Now as annoying as this whole conversation is I am laughing inside. Anyway I decide the housewives as entertaining as they are need to be turned off while Cole is in the room. We end up outside so the kids can hit some golf balls.
Cole being an Entertainer comes out in his full cowboy attire. Who say you can't play dress up if your a boy! Those are my cowboy boots he has on.
I'm sitting on the back porch sipping tea since I gave up soda laughing at the cowboy in my yard. After that I go in to do some yoga. I don't know what happened to me but since I have turned 40 my world has done a 360. I was never that girl to do yoga and sip tea. I don't know if I like this new version of me. It's almost like 40 years of guilt set in at once and I decided I had to quit abusing my body. I had a muffin top and I was really starting to look like I was rode hard and put away wet. Now I'm not going to lie there were a few nights I'm sure I was rode hard and put up wet. My mom always said that shit catches up with you and that it did. I was much happier drinking sodas and beers and eating cheeseburgers and fries. I guess you can only do that so long. I do blame that damn Dr. Oz too! I watch him way to much and find myself trying to choke down Greek yogurt in the mornings. Who even knew what the hell Greek yogurt was till his show. I like to say ignorance is bliss but hubby did say the other day ignorance could be death as well. Worry, worry, worry, I'm sick of worry. Now I have guilt about me and guilt about what I'm feeding these people. While Hubby is golfing kid free I'm sitting at home listening to things like mine, I had it first, so and so did this, and MOM!!!! I think the best is when Aidan came out of the potty with his butt hole spread asking me if he got everything.
Take a close look at this picture. I was laughing when I was uploading it. I guess I wasn't prepared for this picture because it kinda looks like I got some injectables. I think I like it! It looks like a frozen face. I would like to think it is because of all the yoga I have done and the apples, Greek yogurt, nuts, and seeds I have been obsessively eating for weeks. But bottom line it is just a fluke of a picture. I do see injectables in my future even though hubby says hell NO! I do have to say who knew parentheses on the face was a problem till that damn commercial!
We are getting ready to go to the famous Salt Lick for Father's day. In this picture we are laughing because Cole can down from his shower with his hair parted like a nerd in the middle. Hubby is fixing him up.
How cute these people I live with can be.
Ok back to normal face Kerry! I do love these boys as many grays and lines as they have caused.
We are at the Salt Lick waiting for a table enjoying some music! What I love about this place is you can bring a cooler of beer.
We get a table after about an hour. We went with a few other couples so the adults are at one table and the kids are at another. Cole walks over half way through the meal beat red. He tells me that the ADULT lady sitting next to him dared him to eat a bunch of jalapenos covered in hot sauce. Being the entertainer he is he did it. I look over at the girl and give her the glare from hell. I really want to get up and show the white trash side of myself and tell her off but I just glare. I tell him that was stupid of her to dare him but it was really stupid of him to do it! But really what the hell is wrong with people???? Who dares a nine year old to eat japs with hot sauce! Karma is a bitch lady and its got your number! Anyway great day with these people I live with.
Father's day! I got Hubby a round of golf for Father's Day. I just might say it was a brilliant idea, not mine but brilliant. Hubby left the house before we even got up. There was no cooking breakfast for him. We all slept in and got to get up and have control of the TV. Now everyone is happy. So we wake up at about ten and turn on Bravo. I get to watch a few episodes of the real housewives. What a train wreck they are, they make me feel so much better about myself. I just don't get how these fame whores landed millionaire hubbies. Cole walks in the room and asks me why all their teeth are so white. I just laugh because they all do have super white super fake teeth. Then he asks me why the one who is not married is pregnant. We just had to give him the birds and the bees talk recently since he thought everyone had a wiener. Anyway he seems to be obsessed with it now. Like every child at his age he thinks the only time someone would ever have sex is to have a baby and they have to be married of course. I tell him since she is almost 40 she could have sex without being married. He then asks me if I could have sex with Hubby one more time so he can have a sister. I tell him I'm to old and I can't afford the therapy another child would create for me. He moves on to my sister Kelly and asks me if her and Buzz had sex a year ago since their daughter is one. I tell him yes a little more than a year ago. I'm starting to regret the birds and the bees talk with him at this point. He then asks me what day Kelly had sex! I tell him he is starting to push my buttons and he is no longer funny. After that he asks if my sister would give us Ella her daughter since Buzz and her are young and could make some more. Now as annoying as this whole conversation is I am laughing inside. Anyway I decide the housewives as entertaining as they are need to be turned off while Cole is in the room. We end up outside so the kids can hit some golf balls.
Cole being an Entertainer comes out in his full cowboy attire. Who say you can't play dress up if your a boy! Those are my cowboy boots he has on.
I'm sitting on the back porch sipping tea since I gave up soda laughing at the cowboy in my yard. After that I go in to do some yoga. I don't know what happened to me but since I have turned 40 my world has done a 360. I was never that girl to do yoga and sip tea. I don't know if I like this new version of me. It's almost like 40 years of guilt set in at once and I decided I had to quit abusing my body. I had a muffin top and I was really starting to look like I was rode hard and put away wet. Now I'm not going to lie there were a few nights I'm sure I was rode hard and put up wet. My mom always said that shit catches up with you and that it did. I was much happier drinking sodas and beers and eating cheeseburgers and fries. I guess you can only do that so long. I do blame that damn Dr. Oz too! I watch him way to much and find myself trying to choke down Greek yogurt in the mornings. Who even knew what the hell Greek yogurt was till his show. I like to say ignorance is bliss but hubby did say the other day ignorance could be death as well. Worry, worry, worry, I'm sick of worry. Now I have guilt about me and guilt about what I'm feeding these people. While Hubby is golfing kid free I'm sitting at home listening to things like mine, I had it first, so and so did this, and MOM!!!! I think the best is when Aidan came out of the potty with his butt hole spread asking me if he got everything.
Take a close look at this picture. I was laughing when I was uploading it. I guess I wasn't prepared for this picture because it kinda looks like I got some injectables. I think I like it! It looks like a frozen face. I would like to think it is because of all the yoga I have done and the apples, Greek yogurt, nuts, and seeds I have been obsessively eating for weeks. But bottom line it is just a fluke of a picture. I do see injectables in my future even though hubby says hell NO! I do have to say who knew parentheses on the face was a problem till that damn commercial!
We are getting ready to go to the famous Salt Lick for Father's day. In this picture we are laughing because Cole can down from his shower with his hair parted like a nerd in the middle. Hubby is fixing him up.
How cute these people I live with can be.
Ok back to normal face Kerry! I do love these boys as many grays and lines as they have caused.
We are at the Salt Lick waiting for a table enjoying some music! What I love about this place is you can bring a cooler of beer.
We get a table after about an hour. We went with a few other couples so the adults are at one table and the kids are at another. Cole walks over half way through the meal beat red. He tells me that the ADULT lady sitting next to him dared him to eat a bunch of jalapenos covered in hot sauce. Being the entertainer he is he did it. I look over at the girl and give her the glare from hell. I really want to get up and show the white trash side of myself and tell her off but I just glare. I tell him that was stupid of her to dare him but it was really stupid of him to do it! But really what the hell is wrong with people???? Who dares a nine year old to eat japs with hot sauce! Karma is a bitch lady and its got your number! Anyway great day with these people I live with.
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